Friday, May 17, 2013

Post-poop relations with co-workers and Big Boss Man

On Fri, May 17, 2013 at 10:11 AM, 
Stephen Sphincter <> wrote:
You're in the process of dropping a mega-stinker. Just toward the end, a co-worker who you're friendly with walks in for a pee and hears a final plop and big beefer, like a cannon shot from some kind of awful gorge-fest from the night before. Also, you didn't even get a chance to courtesy flush, so the stink of your dung is wafting in the air.
You have a meeting, and you can't linger and hope this guy will do his business quickly. You gotta wipe and get up and go. You gotta face the music.
My question of this: If you encounter this guy at the sink, what do you say? Nothing? Or do you play it off? Do you make a joke? If so what would that joke be?

On Fri, May 17, 2013 at 10:20 AM, 
Fiber MacGyver <> wrote:

Nothing special to do or say, man. Just saddle up to that sink and talk like you are at the break room refrigerator or something communal. Nothing more than a small exchange is necessary since handwashing is a very time-limited activity.
Then you pat his ass on your way out the door.

On Fri, May 17, 2013 at 11:11 AM, Stephen Sphincter 
<> wrote:
What about if it's the big bossman. Any different move needed there?

On Fri, May 17, 2013 at 11:14 AM,  
Fiber MacGyver <> wrote: This is where I always have a fake mustache ready to go. Maybe a plastic Ronald Reagan mask.

On Fri, May 17, 2013 at 11:20 AM, 
Stephen Sphincter <> wrote:  The wife had that same kind of question, only turned around the other way and amped up 100 notches. What if your boss came out of the John and had a huge brown stain on his shirt. Like somehow he squirted on it. Would you tell him?

On Fri, May 17, 2013 at 11:35AM,  
Fiber MacGyver <> wrote:
Yikes. I would absolutely not say a word other than hello. Toilet paper on this shoes, however, I'd tell him about that.

On Fri, May 17, 2013 at 11:45 AM, 
Stephen Sphincter <> wrote:
See, I would bite the bullet and help my bossdude out. He's a swell guy and there's no way I could let him take the fall like that. If I disliked my boss, of course, by all means, say nothing. I have to say, I think based on the Poop Code you gotta tell just about anyone if they squirted on themselves, so long as you were neutral about them or liked them.

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